The Muscle Dictionary

A collection of dumb internal memes we collectively cannot seem to stop saying.
Shape Blind - A serious condition afflicting some members of our tank community; the first known documented case is Cousinmose.
Warlock Channel - Never confirmed but where the shadow cabal secretly rules.
Mage Hovel - A sad attempt by the mages to compete with the Warlock Channel, this also confirms the existence of the warlock channel. It is rumored that the warlocks themselves created the mage hovel because they're sassy jerks.
Going in 10 - We’ve already pulled.
Scootch - Exactly what you think it is, but also can be read as kindly move out of the fire or closer to where those who are paying attention are standing.
Who's better than us?! - NO ONE.
Arrow Baron - Our mysterious benefactor who secretly runs the WoW gold economy. Keeping the Muscle Wizards popping bottles and making it rain repair bots.
Ready Check - Click No if you're in Discord or whatever sneaky answer our raid lead needs.
Miller High Life - Truly the champagne of beers.
DKP - Dragon Kill Points - We use MonolithDKP addon to track all the spoils of war.
GM - Guild Master - We don't have one but if you pay attention you'll realize where all the power resides.
Corey - Made famous for epic raiding skill. When someone pulls off an heroic win to save the raid they are said to have demonstrated a Classic Corey Move
Wands - The prime weapon of our best DPS classes. Tribal Meemaw tells a story where a muscle wizard wanded Ragnaros just to say Hi as they didn't give a F.
Tribal Meemaw - Lorekeeper of the trolls and responsible for many of our early Muscle Wizard learnings on how to raid properly.
Let the ignite drop - This can often be heard in echoing in the dungeon halls right before our mages die and get mocked in the warlock channel.
Pre-Workout - This is a lie, true Muscle Wizards are always flexing.
Heal Me Goddammit - Normally expected from our MT, but this is the battle cry of one of our fiercest maple covered healers.
+ Hit - Not to be confused with +Spell Hit.
Glergannik - Glen